Posted by : Suraj Naik Hey there, Bangalore's coolest hustlers! Listen up, we've struck gold! We've managed to snag a modern, close to fully furnished 3BHK apartment that feels more like a home than just four walls. But there's a twist – we're on the lookout for a flatmate who's as chilled out as a popsicle and as clean as a freshly scrubbed floor. (Gender? Pfft, who cares?) Now, let's talk about the perks of the room that's up for grabs: Wall-mounted wardrobes, because we like our clothes to feel like they're on cloud nine. Wooden flooring that's so smooth, you'll be sliding around like a penguin on ice. We've got an extra queen-size bed, but you'll have to bring your own mattress. We're not the Mattress Fairy, unfortunately. Oh, did we mention that you'll have a dedicated washroom right outside your room? It's like having a personal oasis, just a few steps away. And last but not least, you'll have the pleasure of living with not one, but two super-chilled flatmates. We're so cool, we're practically sub-zero. This flat is not just spacious; it's a breath of fresh air. It's nestled in a peaceful residential area, perfect for all you hustlers working around HSR, Bellandur, and beyond. Now, let's take a virtual tour of this awesome place: Location: Lotus Palace Apartments. https://goo.gl/maps/19fqEDhJh2B9bnag8 Now, let's dive into the amenities that'll make you go, "Wow, I need this in my life!" Living Room: TV unit (bring your favorite binge-watching shows) Chandeliers (because every room needs a touch of elegance) Ambient lighting (for those late-night dance parties) Quick note: Sorry, the sofa isn't included. We need something to sit on during poker nights. Dining Room: A fancy 6-seater dining table (to feast like royalty) A diwan with a mattress (for when you want to chill like a Bollywood superstar) A 21-inch flat TV (in case you can't miss a single episode of your favorite soap opera) Small TV unit (because even small TVs deserve some love) Inlit crockery unit (for displaying your collection of mismatched plates) And of course, a chandelier fan (because regular fans are so passé) Kitchen: A modular kitchen (to make Gordon Ramsay jealous) Overhead storages (for hiding all your secret midnight snacks) Electric chimney (so your cooking adventures won't set off the fire alarm) Table-mounted hobbs burner (because cooking is an art, and you're the Picasso of the kitchen) Utility area attached with sink and washing machine attachments (because laundry can't wait) Quick note: The water purifier isn't included, so you'll have to find another way to hydrate. Room: Wall-mounted wardrobes (for all your fabulous outfits) Overhead storages (for all those knick-knacks you can't live without) A dressing table with a mirror (because you deserve to feel like a star every morning) Attached common balcony with the living room (perfect for sipping your morning coffee while contemplating life) Dedicated Washroom: Geyser (for hot showers that will make you forget all your troubles) Society Amenities: Power backup (so you won't have to play hide-and-seek with electricity) 24-hour water supply (because hydration is key, folks) Lift facility (who needs stairs when you can rise like an elevator?) Security (because we don't want any uninvited guests crashing our parties) Small play area (for your inner child to come out and play) Designated parking (your precious wheels will be safe and sound) Now, let's talk about the serious stuff: There will be some initial setup costs, but hey, nothing in life comes for free. We'll make it as per the requirements, so you can feel right at home. No landlord interference here, folks. But, let's keep the decorum intact since we're in a residential society. We don't want the neighbors thinking we're running a circus! Rent: A cool 17,000, including maintenance (Total rent: 55,000) Deposit: Rs. 2,00,000/3 (don't worry, you'll get it back unless you decide to paint the walls neon green) Brokerage: 15,667 (because we all need to pay the bills) Electricity, Wi-Fi, water bills, cook, and maid charges will be shared equally. Let's keep things fair and square. Before you move in, we'll deep clean the rooms and washrooms, and give the whole flat a fresh coat of paint. We want you to feel like you're stepping into a paradise when you enter your new home. Move-in date: 1st June (mark it in your calendar, it's the beginning of a new chapter) No CHAT. Please call me directly if you are interested.
